Almost every Fantasy Football league has one. Or two. It's the guy who shows up late on draft night, with a magazine and a 6-pack. When asked if he's ready, he pop's a can open and starts looking through the magazine for the cheat sheet, which he promptly rips out of the mag, and then kicks back and announces "I'm ready!"
You don't mind having guys like that in the league. They are perpetual 4-game winners who are always cursing their bad luck. Even though their first 8 draft picks sailed through the season unharmed. Mostly because they were sitting on the bench so much. It is much like having a bye. A bye that counts as a win.
But even the other guys can make some bonehead calls on draft night. Here are a few things you like to hear from the other coaches on draft night, things that signal they are about to do something stupid.
Pre-Draft:
"The Cardinals are the team to beat in the West this year. I got a feeling they're gonna put up monster points!"
1st Round:
"With the third pick, I take Alex Smith! The Niners are back, baby!"
"Ricky Williams will be his old self, I'm taking him!"
2nd Round:
"Nobody took Vick yet!?! Put him up by my name!! I can't believe you guys all passed on Vick. Losers!"
3rd Round:
"I'm taking Tiki Barber's backup as insurance."
4th Round:
"Is it too soon to take a defense?"
5th Round:
"Who's that kicker for the Jets? I'll take him."
7th Round:
"Oh hell, I don't know what to do now!...I'll take Kellen Winslow, Jr.....What!?!....He did!?!?...What a dork!! Can I have my pick back?"
10th Round:
"Man, I've had too much to drink! Can you help me pick?"
14th Round:
"Oh crap!! I don't have a QB yet!!"
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